Someone who gently corrects your grammar.
Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
by nothing exciting December 30, 2016
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Todd became very angry when his American friends spelled "centre" incorrectly. Todd is a Grammar Mounty.
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
Get the Grammar Mounty mug.The politest rank of the Grammar police, and the only acceptable one. Gently corrects your grammar by saying the proper terms in their sentence. Opposite of a Grammar Nazi
Short child: "I gots to go to school"
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."
by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025
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