Grabbing it

The act of pleasuring yourself. (Male only)

Guy 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, I need to grab it now.

Chris: I got caught grabbing it yesterday.
It was so embarrassing.

Grabbing it by Grabmaster February 19, 2009

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Grabbin' it by the pussy

Doing something to the fullest, most extreme amount possible. Much like Donald Trump's approach to women.

Man, you've gotta get down to this club, we're grabbin' it by the pussy in here!

Grabbin' it by the pussy by levarselosmonos October 8, 2016

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Smash Grabbington

A person who partakes in smash and grab weekends away when you are only allowed to pack your passport and no hotel is booked. The individual will have picked a city hosting a top rave with DJs they enjoy listening to. This rave may take place in a club, a warehouse or even a festival. A Smash Grabbington is a music connoisseur and selects their raves very carefully. No sleep is permitted.

I was speaking to a Smash Grabbington earlier and he was telling me that he had flown out here just to visit the Robert Johnson to watch Pralesh for 12 hours and then he was taking a taxi straight to the airport to fly home!

Smash Grabbington by Bocelli October 12, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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