gourded 

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

gourded by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019

Gourdeostasis 

The process by which the world maintains a natural balance of gourds. A certain portion of the world's mass MUST be contributed by gourds. If at any point the gourd level is too high, our world naturally expels excess gourd into space. These gourds gravitate back to earth in the event our gourd level reaches crucially low levels.

Three quarters of America's defense budget is dedicated to Gourdeostasis.

Gourdeostasis by cmon bruh November 10, 2017

gorded 

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

gorded by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Gourdied 

Past tense. Describing someone who has been violated by a gourd.

He was sticking his tongue in her ear in the pub last night, she’s been gourdied.

Gourdied by Cakehole83 October 14, 2022