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Gourdeostasis 

The process by which the world maintains a natural balance of gourds. A certain portion of the world's mass MUST be contributed by gourds. If at any point the gourd level is too high, our world naturally expels excess gourd into space. These gourds gravitate back to earth in the event our gourd level reaches crucially low levels.
Three quarters of America's defense budget is dedicated to Gourdeostasis.
Gourdeostasis by cmon bruh November 10, 2017
Related Words
"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.
The other day I gorded. It was awesome.
gorded by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Gourdied 

Past tense. Describing someone who has been violated by a gourd.
He was sticking his tongue in her ear in the pub last night, she’s been gourdied.
Gourdied by Cakehole83 October 14, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026