Skip to main content

goronchev smug fag troll 

Goronchev is the most annoying blogger/troll on youtube. Ignore this annoying faggot who seems to get on everyone's nerves, and has to die in a fire. If you ever watch his videos, you'll find them tl;dw. He is a racist pedophile. And a muscle head. He is the enemy of the lulz, and always gives anti-lulz.

* Smugfag has the ability to read Encyclopedia Dramatica.

* After 20000 times he finally succeeded at not laughing when saying: Nigga or alternatively, Nigger is a term of endearment for the half-ape, half-human creatures devolved from chimpanzees who eat fried chicken, watermelons and collard greens, write songs about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to pimp out their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Niggers are lazy, dumb, and most of all, they smell even after taking a shower.

* The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list

* The only thing on a negro's "To Do" list is a Jew's small penis

* Jews did WTC

* Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too precious to waste on ED.

* Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point.

* Smugfag has won teh internets.

* smugfags ego is longer than long cat.

* To make thing fair for Goronchev I have included what he has to say on the matter.

* He says he is not 27 years old but 15 years old.

* He says that he is not a gay paedophile but a paedophile and a gay.

* He say he pretends to rape girls 10 years younger then him, not to just have sex with them.

* He says his that his IQ is 26 instead of 25.

* He says he like dog ass not horse cock.

* He says that not all girls hate him if say count the ones who don’t know him.

* He says that he work for and lives with his sister not his parents.

* He says he did not beat down 30 guys at once he raped more than 30 boys over the last year.

* He says he does not have a sister, but reveals it on a video about who brett keane is, and have no relation to the video. Which is where the incest jokes come in.
Typical words he uses:

"Yeah, um, yeah, I'm like going to intellectual checkmate you".

"Verbal Bitchslap".

"I used anonymous like a condom".

"Smugfag is smug".

"I hate niggers".

"I see you later folks, bye bye(smugsmile)". (After thinking he won a ebattle).

"I don't use steriods, baaaaw".

"ATTENTION... I AM POSTING A LINK OF THE EXACT SAME SHIT YOU JUST WATCHED ME SPEW OUT OF MY MOUTH. I AM DOING SO BECAUSE I THINK WHAT I SAID IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU MUST READ IT TWICE INORDER TO RELIVE IT TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH OF INFORMATION I AM PLACING ON YOU" -Smugfag(or at least it sounds like him)

He does not believe in satire.

Myths About Goronchev

Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents" This one is false. Goronchev actually caught his cancer from his dead mother (Lulz, Smugfag haets when u insult his condition). So because he is a sex slave to his father, he stays there and works.

Myth: "Goronchev actually had sex this one time" This is also false. He is a ginger and they only reproduce by mitosis, not meiosis. So scientifically it's impossible if a woman were to say, be lured into his hive, he couldn't do much more than maybe show her his dildo.

Myth: "Goronchev is NOT a gay pedophile" This one is also false. We have the pictures, videos, and eye witness testimonies to prove it. Click here to see it.

Myth: "Goronchev isn't sick" The fact of the matter is that he is. He is suffering from leukemia and is slowly but surely losing his hair. Without his hat he looks like Frankenstein/That Bald Rapist in Prison. Though he said we cannot remove him from the internets, his cancer will surely can.

Myth: "Goronchev has a dick" This one is empirically untrue. Looking at his blog we see that he used a dildo to fake his penis length. Obviously, pics or it didn't happen.

Myth: "Goronchev cares about black people" This is not true. Lets look at a few quotes from his pos youtube vids:




A half ape, half human creature devolved from chimpanzees, who eats fried chicken, watermelon, and collared greens, write songs about raping white woman and stealing welfare checks from grandmothers...Niggers are lazy, dumb, and worst of all smell after taking a shower...Jews are a subhuman species...Jews did the World Trade Center attacks...I have no penis



—Smugfag

So goronchev smug fag troll.
goronchev smug fag troll by benos October 18, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026