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Gojistickle
Go-jis -tick-ul
A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
Gojistickle by Randatron January 19, 2024
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This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Kevin Reece' - born & raised in Jamaica, now living in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Kevin Reece' - born & raised in Jamaica, now living in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
Godistic
This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz boi' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz boi' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
Godistic
This is more about worshipping God & not worshipping materialistic objects. You like nice things but at the same time, you don't worship or become obsess over material things.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz bwoy' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
"God over material things."
Creator : 'Cuz bwoy' - born & raised in Jamaica, now in Canada.
That dude is more Godistic than materialistic.
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