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Gojistickle 

Go-jis -tick-ul

A cancerous and unwanted creature. Described as a weed to society, often found on a hockey pitch or infiltrating ‘Croft’ with ‘the gang’ (Gang consists of J Gretts and Dav) Can also be found in dark corners of his siblings bedroom, or alone with aquatic aviators. Other friends include Gregor Karlwoltsi and his left hand. Purpose of this cretinous creature is still to be understood, and his existence has made Theologians question the existence of god, coining the term ‘The gojistikular triangle’ questioning how God can be Omnipotence and Omnibebevolence, yet this cancerous creature can still exist. An answer is not yet found. To remove a wild Gojustickle from your general vicinity, ask simple geography questions. These will be too much for his meager intellect and scare him off.
A gojistickle walked into a room. Everyone else left.
Gojistickle by Randatron January 19, 2024
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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