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goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

I'm pulling the goose's neck

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

Gimme that good goose neck 

Sloppy blowjobGoose neck
Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
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goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Goose Neck Slam by KingJonk February 4, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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