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gooses neck 

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.
he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.
gooses neck by darryharry December 23, 2008
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goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

I'm pulling the goose's neck

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

Gimme that good goose neck 

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Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
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goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Goose Neck Slam by KingJonk February 4, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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