Goose Eggs 

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

Goose Eggs by tdlm December 17, 2008

Goose Eggs 

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

Goose Eggs by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Goose eggs 

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

Goose eggs by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs 

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

gooseEgg

Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst

Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg

gooseEgg by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009