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Goosemen 

The goosemen is a a man used as a party tribute. The goosemen is taken from the streets and served at the party where guests take turns stabbing the individual.

Essentially the goosemen initiative is a ritual preformed at a party by a select group who are known as the hardest partying people known to man. It is known to greatly enhance the party and cannot he rivaled.
Party white bro 1: hey I heard we’re going to impale the goosemen at the party this Saturday?
Party Host: indeed, the ritual ™️ is currently in preparation and will be ready for us.
Party white bro 2: sweet!
Goosemen by Chad The Impaler July 8, 2019
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gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.
1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.
gooseman dodo by Valocko October 29, 2010

Sussy goosemongy 

Alejandro Javier Guzman Ramos's favorite word
he's acting sus like sussy goosemongy
Sussy goosemongy by sbadecahedron November 15, 2021

Gooseman 

Grasscity's resident forum superhero.

He is one of the most intelligent and respected members of GC, and fucking with him will result in complete and total destruction of your soul.

He lives in BC in an undisclosed location. He has also lived in other provinces across Canada.
Some info on Gooseman...

-Post in General, in general.
-Get's all the ladies
-Smokes mad weed
-Plays some rank good guitar
-Hates Apple
-Loves recreational substances, including weed, shrooms, MDMA, LSD, Ketamine, speed, Klonopin, Morphine, cocaine, and Crown Royal whisky.
Gooseman by pseudoephedrine October 18, 2011

Gooseman 

Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.

A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.

However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.

Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.

Common traits of a real Gooseman.

Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.

"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."

"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"

"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
Gooseman by AGooseman January 6, 2014

Goosemeat monday 

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday
Goosemeat monday by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

Gooseman 

1. Minh Le (Vietnamese: Lê Minh, born June 27, 1977), also known by his online nickname Gooseman, is a Vietnamese-Canadian computer game developer who co-created the popular Half-Life mod Counter-Strike with Jess Cliffe in 1999. He is also known for his work on AQ2.

2. To pull a Gooseman: to hand your work over to a larger company when it becomes to difficult to further it's development
Agg's site is getin hacked atm - I hope he doesn't pull a Gooseman!
Gooseman by jeyzus November 28, 2009
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