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GOON Squad 

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
GOON Squad by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
goon squad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Nerd Goon Squad 

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.
I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.
Nerd Goon Squad by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010

goon squad 

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
goon squad by Mrs P August 2, 2007

Goon Squad 

A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
James Dean is the ultimate Goon Squad member.
Goon Squad by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009

goon squad 

A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.
goon squad by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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