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A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
by Mrs P July 04, 2007
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A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009
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A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.
by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011
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When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad
The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9
by Boner Twerk August 06, 2011
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