goon rat 

Absolutely anything you ducking want

Fucking goon rat

goon rat by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017

goon rat 

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

goon rat by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

Group Goon Rat 

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.

I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.

Group Goon Rat by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025

poon 2 goon ratio 

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021