goon rat
goon rat by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017
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goon rat
a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
goon rat by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
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Group Goon Rat
a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
Group Goon Rat by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
poon 2 goon ratio
poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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