goon coon 

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

goon coon by Goondued November 8, 2011

Goon Coon 

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.

Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!

Goon Coon by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025

coon goon

A white male that loves to pimp black chicks

Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"

coon goon by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019

GOON AND COON NIGHT 

The poor student version of the wealthy high class fancy party.

Ahh fuck yeah goon and coon night cant wait to get all up in that coon!!

GOON AND COON NIGHT by Tryin to fly to marz barz April 8, 2017

coon and goon 

An Australian wine and cheese night. It provides an opportunity for the youth to experience the finer things in life. It usually involves copious amounts of terrible wine, mixed with ungodly amounts of Kraft cheese singles.

Oi brev. I'm feeling a bit classy tonight, how about we get the gang together for a coon and goon night?

coon and goon by Goonlord August 10, 2016

gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018