Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

Groomer's Fault by tnj629 February 3, 2022

Goober's beans 

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

Goober's beans by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

groomer's law 

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

groomer's law by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Groomer's Dozen 

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

Groomer's Dozen by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

Schmucker's Goober Jelly by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009