5 definitions by tnj629
A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.
Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.
by tnj629 February 23, 2022
My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.
by tnj629 February 3, 2022
An insignificant fantasy football team that never won the championship. Laughably took Jim Kelly first one year in the draft.
As the owner of the Nebisches, Shawn has had to endure watching other teams win championships year after year after year without ever winning one himself.
by tnj629 February 21, 2022
An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
by tnj629 February 17, 2022