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A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.
Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"
gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009
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A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.
Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.
Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

gookacoona

Craig being his normal coon slavish self raping small incestus children that or gooks and after that he shoves his finger in his mothers manky minge and uses the fluit for maranading chicken for dinner to feed his inbred son with one (harold and kumar) then begins to flech from his fathers tight little bum hole LOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and then takes his inbred son to his work so that he can mow the green with his fucked up teeth LOLLOOL
craig stop gookacoonaing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HERE IS THE LINK OF THE PICTURE OF HIS DAD
http://www.realumasks.com/images/inbred_large6.jpg
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026