A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.
Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.
Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.
Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.
Craig being his normal coon slavish self raping small incestus children that or gooks and after that he shoves his finger in his mothers manky minge and uses the fluit for maranading chicken for dinner to feed his inbred son with one (harold and kumar) then begins to flech from his fathers tight little bum hole LOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and then takes his inbred son to his work so that he can mow the green with his fucked up teeth LOLLOOL
craig stop gookacoonaing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HERE IS THE LINK OF THE PICTURE OF HIS DAD http://www.realumasks.com/images/inbred_large6.jpg
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.