Dougie:"hey Douglas do you wanna go watch midget wrestling"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.