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googly boobs

n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.
When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.
googly boobs by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
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Google Boobs

Also known as GB, google boobs are mild pornographic images acquired by turning safe-search off and typing in a simple word into google images such as "tits" or "boobs" or "lesbians". Often used by late elementary or middle schoolers.
Mother: Jimmy, what are you doing?

Jimmy: Uhh... um... homework?

Mother: Oh my god, are you looking at google boobs again?

Jimmy: I was just curious!
Google Boobs by bHall96 June 2, 2009

google blobs 

some Discord server that became nitro-only because of salty cucklords from Reddit
"aw man fuckin google blobs sucks now"

Googliboobs

When you're so drunk that your nipples are on crooked.
Dude, we got so googliboobed last night, my nipples are still crooked!

Man, Jennifer was so drunk last night, she had the perfect set of googliboobs.
Googliboobs by Fluffster93 August 31, 2012

googleboobs 

a word used to describe images of boobs found via google.com image search!

created whilst a friend talking about how he was in desperate need of some pleasureable images in order to achieve full masturbatory satisfaction!!!
damn i cud sure look at som googleboobs right now !!

mmmm i saw a nice set of googleboobs last nite!!

those are some big googleboobs woman !!!!
googleboobs by PoTTeR_Uk August 6, 2006

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026