a person adicted to the properties of google and and other search engines such as yahoo and ask jeeves. they find themselves incapable of doing anything other than try the different functions each site contains. ways to tell if someone is a googlesplifer is if you constantly find them at a computer ejaculating over the main functions of the said search engine
To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.
Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.