a person adicted to the properties of google and and other search engines such as yahoo and ask jeeves. they find themselves incapable of doing anything other than try the different functions each site contains. ways to tell if someone is a googlesplifer is if you constantly find them at a computer ejaculating over the main functions of the said search engine
To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.
Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.