2 definitions by DCseattle
The act of splashing toilet water up into ones soiled crack and using your non dominant hand to clean your dirty ass.
by DCseattle August 14, 2019
To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.
Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.
by DCseattle March 27, 2019