Definitions by DCseattle

Sluicing 

The act of splashing toilet water up into ones soiled crack and using your non dominant hand to clean your dirty ass.

Ray had no toilet paper at the cabin so he had to resort to Sluicing .

Sluicing by DCseattle August 14, 2019

Googlesplaining 

To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.

Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.

Googlesplaining by DCseattle March 27, 2019