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Garglemuffin 

A word representing a step above roflmao, which in turn is several steps above lol
Zach: Baby sex...
Jonah: Lol
Zach: Yeah so I'm going to die
Jonah: Lmao
Zach: Dude wtf, this isn't a joke
Jonah: Rofl
Zach:JONAH, IM SERIOUSLY DYING, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
Jonah: No but i just pooted :3
Zach: GARGLEMUFFIN
Garglemuffin by Zee-J Fisticuffs January 25, 2010
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Goosemuffin

The most beautiful creature in all the known and unknown universe. it's perfection can only be surpassed by it's offspring. Anyone lucky enough to love one will be eternally grateful for it's existance, and treasure it for the rest of their days. Currently only one known specimen in existance.
Kara is my Goosemuffin, I love her more than anything ever.
Goosemuffin by poopmouthevan January 10, 2009

Gigglemuffin 

Someone who thinks they’re funny.
Example: the class clown.
Oh my gosh, that guy is such a gigglemuffin!”

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026