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googlefu 

A disciplined mastery of Google search techniques. A googlefu master possesses many secret and awe-inspiring moves allowing him ultimate access to the most obscure data. Sometimes abbreviated as goo-fu.
My friend couldn't find jack shit online, but I applied the 'ol googlefu and showed him that those naked pictures of his girlfriend were still on the net.
googlefu by B Love August 31, 2005

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
Try to look up the band "!!!"
googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

googleguilt 

n. The sense of anxiety, sketch, voyeurism, or general sneakiness that one derives from googling an acquaintance or person-of-interest.

Can also be applied to the strange and guilty feeling one has when deliberately seeking out information on a guilty pleasure (slash fiction, cosplay, a fansite, or Sheryl Crow, for instance). Alternately, it might mean the sneaky feeling one gets when reading the myspace profile or friendster page of an acquaintance, former classmate, or coworker.
"I met this really cool dude in the Laundro-Rama, but I felt so sketch and skeevy when I googled him later. Major googleguilt."
googleguilt by Jenn Frank March 14, 2006

Googlefucked 

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"
Googlefucked by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

Googleballs 

1. The colorful balls on the lower left side of the Google Terms of Service page.

2. A word you can blurt out at random times to confuse people.
I got some Googleballs!
Googleballs by T4rd January 12, 2008

GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.
"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.
GOOGLEILLITERATE by thedozer March 11, 2007