thedozer's definitions

GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.

"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.

by thedozer March 11, 2007

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)

Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.

by THEDOZER July 25, 2013