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Mexican Goofy 

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours tequila into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.




-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Mexican Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

gooey mess 

The word gooey mess is used for someone that is not strong enough to face challenges or the outside world
On the outside I am indestructible but on the inside I am gooey mess
gooey mess by Be_nawtie September 12, 2021

The Messenger’s Goof 

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other
ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026