goofy boots

Goofy boots is simply another name for Marijuana in Trenton, Missouri...

Hey homie can i get a size 12 pair of goofy boots?

Sure, Thats gunna cost ya bout $30

Damn... I guess I will just take the size 8's then.

goofy boots by Shawno2001.tripod.com May 13, 2005

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Goofy boots

Wildly excited, even to the point of jumping up and down a bit.

Him: I can't believe you're not goofy boots about this car.

Her: It's nice, I'm just not into cars.

Him: Well I'm giving to you.

Her: REALLY?!! OMG! Seriously? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG! OMG!

Him: Now THAT's what I'm talking about.

Goofy boots by Thidwick December 1, 2011

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Goofyboots

Weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, grass, etc... Traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.

Damn, dude, I smoked them GOOFYBOOTS yesterday, I was talkin' to the wall, man!

Goofyboots by Kali Yuga Ghoul February 4, 2006

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Goofybooted

When you get soooo high... Comparable to the first time getting ripped

"Yo what was that shit". "It's that OG nigga". "Holy shit I'm goofybooted"

Goofybooted by Dpop5 October 11, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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