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Goochfest 

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.
Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"
Goochfest by Stodleh April 14, 2010
Words you can keep

goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007

Goochstache 

The hair lining your gooch
i have a goochstache
Goochstache by Homie Mamedis February 18, 2005

Poochfest 

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.
We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!
Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005
A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.
Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!
Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.
"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."
GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022

goochstrap 

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.
Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.
goochstrap by awetexplosion December 6, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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