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gooch tickler 

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.
Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.
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Gooch Tickler 

Often an action to express extreme emotion by swiftly crouching and thrusting your hands towards the area between your genitals and anus and screeching loudly while tickling your "Gooch".
"Harry was the original Gooch Tickler."
"Hey! That's my gooch tickler!"
Gooch Tickler by Rock and Racer Gooch September 2, 2004

Nicaraguan gooch tickler 

Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"

Louisiana Gooch Tickler 

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy
Louisiana Gooch Tickler by Tamji February 8, 2024

Goouch Tickler 

1.) Someone who likes to use a persons weakness against them

2.) a real asshole

3.) Watches sex and the city.
Asshole: fuck you josh, you have aids, hahahaha.

Josh: stop being a goouch tickler, tranny fucker

tickle my gooch 

Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.
Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?
tickle my gooch by stevenjunkporter December 9, 2010
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