goo jab 

An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).

Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.

goo jab by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009

goo jab 

a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)

he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.

goo jab by goo jab master April 6, 2009