goo gulper Share definition Flag A male or female that loves to swallow the load from their male partner. Wow! Is Paris a goo gulper. She sucked me so dry my eyes almost caved in and then swallowed the whole mess. goo gulper by pencil pud October 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the goo gulper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch