When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.
He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.
Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.