golf rat 

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

golf rat by MrManmosa June 23, 2019

Golf Rat

Golf Rat, an individual who is beyond obsessed about the game of golf. You will find Golf Rats on a public driving range during the middle of the day when everyone else is at work. This person would attended a tee time over his own grandmother's funeral. They’re completely addicted to the feeling of flushing an iron, bombing a drive, and sinking a birdie putt. You cannot tell a Golf Rat to just “take a break” from golf. They would sooner die. They also have an affinity for cheese.

My buddy is an absolute Golf Rat, he plays every day, rain or shine.

Golf Rat by GolfRatUSA May 18, 2026