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Golf Rat
Golf Rat, an individual who is beyond obsessed about the game of golf. You will find Golf Rats on a public driving range during the middle of the day when everyone else is at work. This person would attended a tee time over his own grandmother's funeral. They’re completely addicted to the feeling of flushing an iron, bombing a drive, and sinking a birdie putt. You cannot tell a Golf Rat to just “take a break” from golf. They would sooner die. They also have an affinity for cheese.
Golf Rat by GolfRatUSA May 18, 2026