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golf course 

A place where black people are not allowed.

A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.
Try playing some other wussy sport, like Tennis.
golf course by momenti December 15, 2004

golf course 

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.
The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.
golf course by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Golf Course 

Sex which involves a man sticking his dick in a girl's mouth, pussy, and ass.
"Hey man! Did she let you stick your dick in every hole?" "Yes she did, I played her like a golf course and played every hole."
Golf Course by stucke01 December 26, 2012

golf course 

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.
"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"
golf course by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Golf Course 

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.
"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

golf-course effect 

This is the type of facial hair with dual or multi escelons of hair giving the appearance of a golf course. Imagine the transition from the green, to the fairway, to the rough...
often not attractive but perfected by some.

Sometimes this can be attributed by laziness or immaturity--inability to grow hair evenly.
"Billy's beard is the perfect example of the golf-course effect."