Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.
by AzuAdamMikel January 19, 2009
Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
by user4 August 20, 2004
A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form “Wanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.
Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
by Wingiverto January 10, 2020
by Ass_Slayer1950 April 18, 2017
The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
by jimmyjohnbillybobjones July 24, 2005
The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
by carlgrider October 16, 2011
"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson
by FuqUrSport December 31, 2015