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goldilocks
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1.A woman who prefers
the company
of fat, hairy
gay men
.
2.A
fag-hag
for bears.
She
always
hangs out with
hairy
, fat
gay guys
, she's a goldilocks.
goldilocks
by
computerblue
July 26, 2005
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