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golden oldie showers 

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you
Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.
golden oldie showers by bouncyb October 18, 2008

golden oldie 

getting a blow job from someone who is over the age of 65
man your grandma gives great golden oldies brah
golden oldie by OSAMA!!!!!!! October 23, 2011

Golden Oldie 

A Golden Oldie is an old individual who enjoys chiming into things they are not a part of and is not afraid to point out if your child has lost his leap card

Golden oldie 

A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.

Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.
My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77

Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie
Golden oldie by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026