going numb 

Another way of saying you're taking snus/nicotine pouches

Im going numb for a bit

going numb by KerminatorT1000 May 20, 2025

going number one and number two 

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

going number one and number two by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

going number 3 

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

going number 3 by Adrian April 9, 2006

going number 4 

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.

"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."

going number 4 by Jesus Cornholio May 28, 2012

going number 3 

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

going number 3 by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019