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going number one and number two 

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

going number 3 

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
going number 3 by Adrian April 9, 2006

going number 4 

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.
"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."

going number 3 

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?
going number 3 by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026