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going number one and number two 

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

going number 3 

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
going number 3 by Adrian April 9, 2006

going number 4 

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.
"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."

going number 3 

That time-of-the-month.
Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?
going number 3 by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026