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going number one and number two 

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number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
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going number 3 • going numb • going number 4 • going number one and number two • Going Ham • going steady • Going Commando • Going Rogue • Going Green • going out

going number 3 

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jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.
c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?
going number 3 by Adrian April 9, 2006
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going number 4 

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When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.
"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."
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going number 3 

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That time-of-the-month.
Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?
going number 3 by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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