Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
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A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.
Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'
by Wynter June 19, 2005
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A word generally used by chavs who use the word "goff" to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn't dripping in Elizabeth Duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).
(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
by One is is called a goff February 7, 2005
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An label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture
by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004
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Its a first class last name not many like it but its the best. Goffs are unstoppable. Good in nearly everything.
Bro I wish my last name was Goff
by Kid Kuzoo April 8, 2010
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1. Anyone who isn't a moronic, racist, squalor dwelling wanker in the middle of Blackbyrd Leys counil estate Oxford.

2. Anyone who's hair is over half an inch long.
"'Ere mate, your wearing a dark blue jumper...GOFFIC!!!"
by ozzyface January 22, 2004
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word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.
<a few alternatives are walking down a street, pass a crew of townies on the corner, go round the corner, then a few hundren meters on....>
Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS
by chaz April 29, 2004
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