The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.
"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"
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They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.
:/
They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.
by [Dani] February 22, 2008
1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys
by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004
by Lace April 25, 2004
To me this has two meanings.
1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...
2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...
2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
Definition 1:
"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"
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Definition 2:
Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"
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Definition 2:
Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
by Robert-www.themumblesofficial.vze.com April 17, 2006
noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.
verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.
verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.
noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!
verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.
verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.
by Sarah Keebs August 4, 2005
To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.
"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
by goffed June 24, 2009
A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.
As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.
by whuffie September 27, 2005