god dick

"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.

Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(

god dick by GertheGod July 26, 2016

fire dick god 

the giant entity with a fiery dick and infinite power

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its fire dick god

fire dick god by father fast fingers February 18, 2017

god's dick 

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.

That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...

god's dick by Eagleeye December 26, 2013

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

God Dicked 

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

God Dicked by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011