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Gobibe is the mix between a title and a name. The title part of the name comes from a man that lived 3000 years ago. He is famous because he conquered Funnyanymoreland and liberated it from the boring people, otherwise known as nwords. He chose a funny path to live, and he achieved great things. Due to his rightful way to live, and because of his endless internal comedy, the people of funnyanymoreland started begging of him as a god to provide them with entertainment and comedy. Because of the divinity that comes with the name, many parents have chosen to name their child Gobibe. And even if he had terrible genetics or just a great lack of iq, he has always achieved great things and a fatload of entertainment. But beware, the gods are very limited with divinity, and if too many children get the name Gobibe, hell shall doom the earth. The religion that begs of Gobibe is called Gobibers, and they have a special reincarnation. They become a part of the worldcomedy, which is similar to the hinduisms brahman.
We beg of you for a sign of funny or entertainment holy Gobibe, just this once.

One time, show me some comedy, it's all I ever wanted!
gobibe by BigPapa69420974 April 19, 2022
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1. The Spanish word for government, which is definitely the funniest-sounding word in the history of words.

2. Anything you would like to replace with gobierno to add comic effect. Sometimes a person, sometimes an object. Really, gobierno is anything as long as you enjoy saying the word. And who doesn't enjoy saying gobierno?

3. A person who makes you happy.
1. Trabajo en el gobierno.

2. Person 1: I'm going to go make a gobierno.

Person 2: Ooo! Make me a gobierno too!!

Marco: Gobi!!!

Polo: Erno!!!!!

3. You're my gobierno!!!! I'll treasure you forever!!!!
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Same as "gobby"
An act of fellatio (cock-sucking)
gobbie by Bean-o April 30, 2003
someone who argues an arbitrary point and refuses to end the argument regardless of evidence provided or outcome.
Bob is a "gobber" because he likes to argue with cindy even though she raised some compelling points in her argument.
gobber by sourcec0de February 20, 2014

gobbeldyguke 

Nonsense. Gobbeldyguke is simple to write because you write random letters!
hfbvsbndjgvnsjkirefijnfnbvifbvjisnoifvijfdnivsnifdb vioshfjih sihfdjisv fdi nvisdnfjknfdjk nisdjfh ifn jnv njfd svfd kijn fidfi vjinfdoji isfdijv ri evi fdi vijoi vf fdifid fd nk lsndfjkfdjk nfdklsn njkfd ldfnjk klk nfk kvsknfd kfln vdfkl kvfd. What a gobbeldyguke face.
gobbeldyguke by Matt11111 December 1, 2011
To secrete or produce saliva. Usually over someone else whilst talking. This causes said person to be grossed out which results in comments such as "I asked for the news not the weather" or "Say it don't spray it."

Comes from the word 'Gob' meaning 'Mouth.'
"Ew! You just gobbed all over my food!"
Or
"You just gobbed on me!"
Gobbed by BoogerBrain July 31, 2006

gobbernaught 

A hand-holdless half virgin psued.
That guy's only ever fugged butt. He's a gobbernaught.
gobbernaught by Bert[Burt] July 18, 2020
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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