Gobbed 

To secrete or produce saliva. Usually over someone else whilst talking. This causes said person to be grossed out which results in comments such as "I asked for the news not the weather" or "Say it don't spray it."

Comes from the word 'Gob' meaning 'Mouth.'

"Ew! You just gobbed all over my food!"
Or
"You just gobbed on me!"

Gobbed by BoogerBrain July 31, 2006

gobbed it 

To make a mistake, a misunderstanding

You proper gobbed it up gobshite

gobbed it by Mike Holloway September 12, 2006

one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.

"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Gobbledonging by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gibbed 

v. past-tense, To be killed and to have body explode into multiple pieces.

Holy crap, did you see him get gibbed when that grenade blew up below his feet?!

Gibbed by Hypereia October 11, 2007