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Grab her head, stick ur dick in her mouth, n let her give u a gob job.
gob job by Carl; ) July 4, 2003
Words you can keep
a blow job otherwise known as fellatio
she might be fugly, but she gives a decent gob job
gob job by zoenightnurse January 30, 2008
This is when the woman has had her period and her lover eats out privates.
This symbolic act may lead to the mate passing it back to her through a kiss.
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i dont have an example cos im sure my definition is fairly graphica.

"My dad's girl friend gave my sister a gob job"
gob job by Shanjeeve November 23, 2003
When she succ the coke off ur dick b
Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys
Gob Job by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”
Gob-Job by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
As you could easily guess, a "Gob-Job" is when you fuck the nose hole of a goblin. Despite its brief initial popularity, it was quickly dismissed as being "too obvious and pedestrian" by the masses, and has since been demoted to a lesser kink.
yeah yeah, we've all tried the gob-job before. Its like the first thing anyone comes up with, its nothing special. Its not even good its just kinda gross.
Gob-Job by dp0_pd February 24, 2026

Gib Gob a Job 

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
Gib Gob a Job by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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