gluon gun

a fucking badass gun

"dude just use the gluon gun"

gluon gun by alphafox12 January 12, 2018

Quark-Gluon Gun

The most general term for any handheld weapon using quark-gluon plasma as its destructive mechanism—the ultimate ray gun, the weapon that sounds so advanced it must be real somewhere. Quark-gluon guns exist at the intersection of scientific illiteracy, conspiracy theory, and science fiction: they sound impressive, they're impossible to disprove to someone determined to believe, and they serve as perfect symbols of hidden knowledge. The term appears in forums where speculation about secret weapons meets enthusiasm for fringe physics, creating a self-sustaining ecosystem of plausible-sounding nonsense. Anyone claiming knowledge of quark-gluon guns should be asked to explain how they'd generate temperatures of trillions of degrees in a handheld device—a question that usually ends the conversation.

Example: "The video claimed to show a Quark-Gluon Gun test—grainy footage of something glowing, described in language that sounded scientific but meant nothing. The comments were full of believers, none of whom could explain what quark-gluon plasma actually is."

Quark-Gluon Gun by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008