gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.

example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.

Gluance by hahm December 6, 2017

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Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless

Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!

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glamaphonic

Glamorous-sounding in a way that is awesomely Lady Gaga inspired.

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