Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."

Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"

Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."

Hym 😐

Iam "....."

Hym 😐

Iam "... Ok fine..."

Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"

Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "

Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"

Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "

Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"

Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"

Hym "............ Yes."

Iam "Here."

Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "

Glug glug by Hym Iam February 2, 2023