Urk

Vomit.

My cat urked on my laptop's keyboard, and now it's not working. (true story)

by Reesa3232 May 07, 2015

Urk

Some Dutch town with more dead fish than people. Also, the people are mostly fish. The Urkers can get very upset if you talk about 'in Urk' instead of 'at Urk'. Very, very, very upset. The town has it's own dialect, which no-one can understand.

Do you know anyone who lives at Urk?

by Stavorius May 26, 2015

Urk

To vomit onto a closed window from inside a vehicle. Usually after a night of heavy drinking.

That player Urked in my whip, now it smells like someone threw a wet dog in a pile of leaves lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a vanilla milkshake.

by Jaysho February 15, 2016

Urk

A small town in The Netherlands that is renowned for sexual intercourse between blood-related family members. You can compare it to Alabama but on a smaller scale.

Person 1: Yo dude! I went to Urk last summer and it was horrifying!
Person 2: What did you see?
Person 1: I saw a son bang his mother...
Person 2: Guess imma need to move to Urk
Person 1: ...

by Fattrashbag April 13, 2022

Urk

A black nerd or a geek.

Steve Urkel. Anybody with a friend that is unhip but you still hang out with.

by Stephan Ur-kel October 17, 2005

Urk

Some town in Flevoland, Netherlands

It is an (almost literal) conservative island. Avoid at all costs!

Sane Dutch person: Urk sucks.
Urker: You are sin.
Sane Dutch person: No.

by Someone.....:) December 14, 2021

urk

to piss someone off.

when someone pisses you off: "don't urk me boy!"

by fugee March 14, 2008