by Anon187781 September 25, 2008
by Kinexux40 May 26, 2023
The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.
by Rapefactory420 November 20, 2008
The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.
by Kotakako February 18, 2020
To give head or felatio on a level above the power level of 3,000. Often the double twist hyucki is involved and will cause most males to ejaculate rapidly.
“Stacy gave the best Gluck last night.” “Wow her Gluck level is on 9,000 she made me cum in ten minutes.”
by TheTraeTaylor March 22, 2018
When you pour a drink from a bottle (typically an alcohol bottle), and you pour so much of the alcohol that it makes the sound "gluck gluck gluck."
Stanley was making himself a vodka tonic drink, and he said, "this is going to be really strong. I didn't stop until I heard at least five gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck's."
by hayliejeaux03 January 15, 2017
"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 5, 2020