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Gluckeded 

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.
Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..
Gluckeded by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008
That guy got glacked by the drive by
glacked by TheSaneKing April 4, 2015

Glückenschleimer 

1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.

2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.

3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!

2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.
Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"
Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015
to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power
"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."
glocked by chkums May 21, 2020
(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.
"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"
glocked by xnulltrm December 10, 2003
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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