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It'ts the title given the to most wonderful women in the world, she's a short, nice, smily girl that will always listen to you.
She's usually nice and cool, but if she sees something she thinks is wrong, she becomes some one else, she uses the words to make everything better.
When you find a Glosson you must keep her by your side and love her, because she is not easy to find and once is gone, is gone for good.
Glosson won't believe in God, but she will always do the right thing. She's so smart that will make you feel you are a monkey.
I'm so lucky, I found a Glosson!
In order to win I had to say something very Glosson like
Glosson by Glosson November 23, 2011
Related Words
Please refer to Glossom, the real spelling.
Is it Glosson or Glossom?
Glosson by LavateLasManos May 18, 2022
The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
Whoa, "Electric Warrior" is glossin'.

Man, this is a glossin' episode of Macgyver.
glossin' by Dan August 15, 2003

glossophobia 

The only way I could get over my glossophobia was to pretend that the audience was all dressed in chicken outfits.
glossophobia by enigmababy7 October 3, 2006

glossinate 

The casually gloss over something or someone.

1. to gloss over an article or document.
2. to gloss over while in a meeting, or during a discussion or viewing event.

Related Forms:
- glossinator
- glosser
"He's such a glossinate. He didn't even read the very important email. His response proved that true!". "Yeah he's loopless once again".
glossinate by hookedonit April 11, 2011